Mountain View, CA—According to sources in Google, Inc, the company just shut down another large software product, one that was supposed to be actually beneficial to customers. While the news itself isn't surprising considering Google's long history of prematurely ending all good things, this time it is different: apparently, product managers at Google have successfully travelled back in time at least 2 weeks in order to shut down the product days before their colleague had the initial idea.

It is hard to ascertain the implications of the event. The editorial staff at The Olognion recommends you call your grandparents just in case.