Apple's self-driving car will run on proprietary form of electricity incompatible with The Standard Model of particle physics
Rumors of Apple producing a self-driving car recently expanded with experts predicting an expected, but still surprising insight. The electricity required for the operation of the electric vehicle will be in new, proprietary form.
"Apple will probably reveal a new type of electron incompatible with The Standard Model of particle physics, which will make it impossible to charge the car with regular electricity. But we'll probably get dongles with built-in converters, so that's not a big deal", comment experts.
The new type of electrons will probably be named "Electrons", following the naming convention of a messaging app called Messages, a photography app called Photos, etc.
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