God continues to allow new JS frameworks despite endless prayer

The official spokesperson of the Roman Catholic Church and The Holy See published a press release filled with clearly worrying undertones. The Church is saying that God still continues to allow new JS frameworks to be born and further procreate despite an abundant amount of humans praying each night and asking God to stop.

There are many theories as to why this happens. A dominant theory states that past sins of the human race (for instance, YAML) made God mad, and we're now experiencing his wrath. The only way out is through...