Illuminati deny any involvement in the disappearance of the person who allegedly fixed Bluetooth forever
The spokesperson of Global Illuminati Government denies any involvement in the disappearance of the person known as Neo, who, allegedly, managed to fix the Bluetooth technology once and for all.
After the scandalous live-stream recording of Neo demonstrating his discovery was deleted from all streaming platforms, people of the internet started to worry. Few days later, all remaining traces of Neo's social media presence were wiped clean.
It seems like the hope of a stable Bluetooth connectivity is as dead as ever.