Linux laptop user claims her life is flawless, then proceeds to list 48 health problems

2021 is the year of the Linux Desktop according to Kaya, an enthusiastic GNU/Linux user with many years of experience running various distributions on multiple machines.

In an interview about the state of desktop GNU/Linux ecosystem, Kaya also claims her life has no flaws, except for two chronic illnesses, several untreatable conditions and more than a dozen irregularities related to respiration, muscle tone, mobility and skin regeneration. However, not a single problem is a "big deal", according to Kaya. "My body just works", she concludes.