Programmer starts a blog, doesn't write about her static site generator setup in the first post
An unprecedented event was spotted on the Internet: a programmer Joanne Dvorak started a blog, but her first post was not about the static site generator setup.
"I don't understand it, really... I mean, she just started writing about other things, and I'm sitting there baffled... Does she use Jekyll or Hugo? Which VS Code plugins did she take advantage of? Does she even use VSCode?! ARE THERE GITHUB HOOKS?! I can't handle this!" complains the first visitor who reported the sighting to The Olognion.
Days later, the source code for Dvorak's website was banned by the popular git hosting service, her account terminated and Joanne herself shunned by the community.