Startup founder attained enlightenment after putting the blockchain on the blockchain
After a short encounter with Ashley Hyyppe, Dalai Lama had confirmed that she indeed attained enlightenment. Her colleagues attribute this to Ashley's latest startup idea: to put the blockchain on the blockchain.
Despite her infinite bliss, the correspondents of The Olognion managed to interview Hyyppe. However, due to laws governing religious communication we are not able to publish the interview in full globally, with the exception of Myanmar. If your IP is based in Myanmar, you should be able to view the interview here.
In short, The Enlightened said that by putting the blockchain on the blockchain she ascended to a higher plane of being and saw the past and the future simultaneously. The past was unchangeable and solid, and the future was verifiable and zero-trust.
In a rare precedent scientists and theologists became interested in the prospects of "universe-as-blockchain" theory.