Touchscreen-operated Bluetooth printer/projector with Zoom integration declared Antichrist by Catholic Church

An ambitious hardware project is facing difficulties soon after raising more than 1.4M USD on Kickstarter. Apparently, the new, glossy touchscreen-operated, bluetooth-powered printer/projector combination device with native Zoom integration has been officially declared as Antichrist by the Vatican.

According to the scholars involved in the decision, this particular combination of technologies strongly correlates to the very concept of evil. They also recommend Kickstarter Inc. to investigate those users who backed the project in the first place, as "they may harbor within their souls things God would find disgusting".