VIM user goes missing after discovering mouse

A French lifelong VIM user Albert Colónque gone missing hours after telling his coworkers via email about discovering a computer mouse for the first time.

Family members and colleagues are worried but hopeful. According to them, Albert has never shown signs of burnout or depression, and never missed a day of work. However, close friends share concerns about Albert's emotional attachment to tiling window managers, CLI apps and 32-bit architecture.