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Senior C++ engineer Bear Bigbirdtrup's idyllic family life changed forever as soon as he heard his son's first word: 'NaN'. The seed of doubt has been planted. Few weeks later

Software developers specializing in Rust, a niche systems programming language, found themselves under pressure lately when a wider community of programmers worldwide started to accuse them of openly adhering to

New Orleans, LA—A young web developer with extensive experience in NoSQL technologies such as MongoDB has been hospitalized with acute alcohol poisoning after attending a virtual meetup. The apparent

Peter Summentyp, a software developer from Baden-Baden, Germany was found dead in the basement of his house. Peter's body was sealed in a large black metallic box, in an apparent

A French lifelong VIM user Albert Colónque gone missing hours after telling his coworkers via email about discovering a computer mouse for the first time. Family members and colleagues are

A 17 sq. mi patch of forest near Waterloo, Ontario is about to be destroyed in order to clean up the plot for the construction of a large graveyard which

A new research from the Institute of Static Human Operated Transparency and General Universal Neocomputing (IoSHOTGUN) concludes that statically typed programming languages do not yield as big of improvement in

Many open source projects collectively decided to abandon the default git branch naming system which contains the name "master" for the main branch. "Master" has heavy slavery- and racism-related connotations.

Patrick and Katy, a couple of vigilant attendees of developer meetups in Berlin, Germany started to notice the same face appearing at completely different events. The bearded, casually stylish person

A team of marriage counsellors, divorce attorneys and computer scientists are unable to resolve a tricky situation. Jeremy Monoyd, 37, seemed perfectly happy on his wedding day. However, as soon

A comprehensive survey about version control among software developers of numerous genders, sexual orientations and ethnic backgrounds yields interesting results: git push --force is sexy, badass and dangerous, but in

To save some money on hosting fees senior developer Scott [REDACTED] migrated his ASP.NET Core web blog to Linux VMs. While the decision was solely based on cost Scott

Young software developer's life was turned upside down in an unfortunate series of escalating events. Fired from his job, disowned by parents and later completely banished from society, John Smith

An experienced senior software developer managed to achieve an incredible expansion of complexity by converting a short bash script into a system powered by microservices. "I had a moment of

As Python's popularity continues to grow steadily, the PHP community makes an attempt to refresh its brand by pulling the same trick JavaScript did in 1995. To avoid possible confusion,

Thanks to new legislation, starting June 3rd, 2020 all software development job interviews in California must include comprehensive testing of proper use of emojis and GIFs in the context of

The numerous users of a popular free and open source app PureTorrentDownloader written by a solo developer can now lower their anger and frustration. Peter Pain, the author of PureTorrentDownloader,

A comprehensive independent investigation by law enforcement and workers' unions throughout North America concluded that DevOps is a conspiracy by major tech companies. The goal was to save money by

WASHINGTON, DC—The CTO at a major local consulting company  in Washington was ecstatic upon hiring a mystical 10x developer via LinkedIn Jobs. Unfortunately, after several sprints it became clear

You know the feeling... What if everybody around actually know much, much more than I do? What if I'm a total impostor and will soon be made? After all, I