Science Expert: true General Artificial Intelligence is impossible because it would be suicidal Relatively sad news from one of prestigious AI institutes crushed dreams of many researchers and corporations heavily investing in AI. Experts in the field came to a unanimous conclusion: true
Science AI solves all political, economic and medical problems after parsing Hacker News comments An unprecedented leap forward in politics, global economy and medicine has been made virtually overnight after a powerful artificial intelligence system gained access to Hacker News, a popular discussion forum
Google Major AI breakthrough: YouTube will stop suggesting that one video you've been ignoring since 2011 Several important publications in prestigious scientific journals have finally resulted in a major AI breakthrough which may revolutionize the world as we know it. An immediate practical consequence is that,
Programming Developer says he can fix the Suez canal problem by adding more containers onto the ship A quarter-mile-long, Japanese-owned container ship en route from China to Europe has been stuck in the Suez canal for several days. It is blocking more than a hundred other ships,
Science 14% of energy consumption on Earth attributed to package managers installing other package managers According to the latest Climate Change Reports, nearly 14% of total energy consumption on Earth is attributed solely to package managers installing other package managers as dependencies. For example, npm
Science Cave painting dated 12000BC depict first LinkedIn invitation A large scale archeological dig in southern France reveal astounding results. Among the oldest known cave paintings was found what researchers believe to be the first even LinkedIn invitation. While
Science Researchers create new filesystem to accommodate size of node_modules While old-timers may remember the limitations that FAT32 filesystem had on file size, users of modern filesystems rarely think about such fundamental issues. The first people to experience the old
Science Bot marks climate change issue as stale because it has not had recent activity Digitalization of world governments brings great results. As soon as a github-style Bot was deployed to analyze world issues, the whole climate change thing was immediately marked as stale because
Google Google uses time travel to shut down product 2 weeks before initial idea Mountain View, CA—According to sources in Google, Inc, the company just shut down another large software product, one that was supposed to be actually beneficial to customers. While the
Science Authors of "reproducible builds" promise "runnable software" by 2027 A group of talented software developers behind the famous reproducible builds paradigm has announced that "runnable software" will be achieved by 2027. The concept of runnable software is widely believed
Science NASA refuses to reply to aliens who attempted to communicate with Earth via YAML Washington, D.C.—NASA spokesperson shared breaking news this morning: the governmental agency had received an intelligent radio signal of extraterrestrial origin. The message contains information about the alien species
Science Man-in-the-middle attack considered sexist In cryptography and computer security, a man-in-the-middle attack (MITM) is an attack where the attacker secretly relays and possibly alters the communications between two parties who believe that they are
Science Greta Thunberg to destroy ElectronJS, blockchain and Docker on macOS Climate change activist Greta Thunberg sets the main focus for the decade 2020-2030: to dismantle several software technologies that contribute significantly to greenhouse emissions and heat generation. In particular, ElectronJS,
Science Tech companies fund time travel research to obtain developers with 25+ years of experience in React.JS Human resources departments in major tech companies can no longer satisfy the needs of engineering departments. In most cases, developers with more years of experience are needed, often with more
Science Apple's self-driving car will run on proprietary form of electricity incompatible with The Standard Model of particle physics Rumors of Apple producing a self-driving car recently expanded with experts predicting an expected, but still surprising insight. The electricity required for the operation of the electric vehicle will be
Science Breaking news: Haskell yields Brandt groupoid via entscheidungsproblem Haskell's inability to question initial validity will usually lead to subsequent errors in rendering a convincing explanation of fractally enhanced groupoids, particularly when combined with dependent typing. However, within the
Science Neuro-linguistic programming guru gets a Natural language processing job despite lack of qualification An "NLP specialist" job listing has attracted the attention of Peter Oldman. The job opening in New York City, NY was meant for computer scientists specializing in Natural language processing,
Science Startup founder attained enlightenment after putting the blockchain on the blockchain After a short encounter with Ashley Hyyppe, Dalai Lama had confirmed that she indeed attained enlightenment. Her colleagues attribute this to Ashley's latest startup idea: to put the blockchain on
Science Projector connectivity proved to be NP-hard Computer scientists from the European Center of Fundamental Research have published a peer-reviewed paper titled "Applications of The Szemerédi's Regularity Lemma to Acyclic Graph Connectivity of Video Projection Hardware". The
