Web New ESLint rule: string "backward compatibility" considered grammatically incorrect The newest version of ESLint, a popular JavaScript linter utility, contains a new set of English grammar rules and semantic rules. This update now marks string "backward compatibility" as grammatically
Programming Leak confirms Kubernetes team using Bash scripts for own deploys Leaked screenshots of internal documentation and messages reveled by an unknown source confirm a myth that the Kubernetes team prefers simple Bash scripts for own deployment tasks. It seems like
Web Cryptocurrency people successfully ruin words 'crypto' and 'web', seek next target During the annual Centralized Cryptocurrency Conference Planning (CCCP) leaders of the cryptocurrency community officially declared the successful completion of the first two "Ruin The Word" projects. It was reported that
Web Dev builds powerful blogging setup, suddenly realizes he hates writing A young developer's blogging career abruptly ended in an unexpected twist. Mere hours after finishing a 3-month project of creating the perfect, powerful, customizable blogging setup, the author has been
JavaScript Client-side JS surpasses porn in global traffic stats Pornography has been the top contributor to Internet traffic for a long time. This month another type of morally questionable content had surpassed porn and became the top contributor to
Web U.S. Department of Health recognizes Webpack-related tasks as hazardous job; devs required to see therapist Soon after British NHS has added web-development to the list of "mentally dangerous activities", the U.S. Department of Health went further and officially recognized the presence of any Webpack-related
Web JS devs don't believe colleague who claims browsers have native scrolling An experienced web developer, who joined a large tech company in Nottingham last month, claims to have discovered a hidden, secret feature built into all web browsers: page scrolling. According
Web Woman forgets why she exists after accepting cookies, denying notifications, rejecting newsletter, blocking location request and closing help chat What started as a mundane web search ended with a deep existential crisis for a young Janet in Baltimore. A regular modern website on the first page of Google search
Web Janitor becomes front-end dev, decides to go back to old job after 4 months Jeffrey R., 47, has lived through a modern story with a happy ending, but not the one you'd expect. After many years of low-paying jobs as a janitor in local
Web Guy rewrites static site with React/GraphQL/AWS Lambda, successfully scales to 25 visitors per week After more than a dozen people visited a modest personal website written in pure HTML and served via nginx, its author decided to attack the upcoming scalability issue ASAP, and
Web JAM-stack means "Just Attempt Moving off of our paid service" Leaked internal emails from employees of several startups in the JAM-stack industry reveal the true nature of the acronym. While officially JAM stands for "JavaScript, APIs, Markup", the leaks support
Web Beginner installs all WordPress plugins, achieves quantum supremacy While Google, Microsoft and several other major players in the tech field work hard to create a fully functional quantum computer, an unexpected result was published in a Wordpress users
Web Apache Kafka gifts its name to Webpack Developers of Apache Kafka, open-source distributed event streaming platform, have decided that the name "Kafka" is better suited to describe Webpack, a popular web bundling utility. To make better use
Web Universal Server Side Rendering (USSR) takes industry by storm A group of web developers from a block of friendly European countries have announced "Universal Server Side Rendering" (USSR): a set of interchangeable adapters for React, Vue, Svelte and other
Web Developers admit SSR stands for "Stockholm Syndrome Rendering" Server-side rendering (SSR) is a technique of rendering the state of a dynamic javascript frontend on the sever rather than on the client's browser. Allegedly, this technique improves performance and
Web 42.js: new JS framework aims to equalize build time and page load time at 42 seconds Miramichi, NEW BRUNSWICK—An ambitious new javascript framework called 42.js aims to bring a refreshing simplicity within its core mission. The authors explain: We believe it is important for
Web Team realizes they've been running Docker in a VM in Docker for 3 years, question reality Ottawa, ON—A team of web developers in a rapidly-growing Canadian startup accidentally found out their whole production environment consisting of dozens of Docker containers has been running inside a
Web Apple M1 chip: insulting challenge to web developers Years of progress towards a slower web and heavier websites undone Apple M1 ARM-based chip architecture. Web developers worldwide, feeling personally insulted, unite with a common challenge. The PJSE (Put
Web Charlatan jailed for selling serverless hardware Marianne Mongo was sentenced to eleven months of jail in Bemidji, Minnesota after several customers of "No Server No Cry LLC" reported that the server hardware they have ordered weeks
Web That one person who clicked "social share" button admits psychopathy You've seen those social sharing buttons everywhere, but you'd be surprised to know that there was indeed a person who actually clicked on one. This event happened in early 2015,
Web Escher's student hired to redesign AWS dashboard Maurits Cornelis Escher, a Dutch painter famous for his depiction of impossible objects, had an unnamed student who continued to create mind-boggling paintings inspired by mathematics, topology, impossibility and infinity.
Web Developer who wrote vanilla HTML+CSS in Notepad declared a witch A junior web developer Christopher Abbot-Blank attracted the attention of all his coworkers at Scalable Enterprise Solutions, LLC. Soon enough, the top management was involved. The reason sounds taken from
Programming Programmer starts a blog, doesn't write about her static site generator setup in the first post An unprecedented event was spotted on the Internet: a programmer Joanne Dvorak started a blog, but her first post was not about the static site generator setup. "I don't understand
Games Unreal Engine 5 is meant to ridicule web developers Our sources report that the underlying reason behind the impressive tech demo for Unreal Engine 5 by Epic Games is to ridicule web developers. According to the Washington Post, the
Web Chrome deprecates HTML Chrome team is rolling out the latest update to the most popular web browser. The major change in version 82.11 is deprecation of HTML, a legacy format for documents.
