A mundane startup pitch event ended with a hospitalization of one of the venture capitalists. An experienced investor's heart was allegedly not ready to fully comprehend the idea of a serverless no-code noSQL blockchain startup presented by a team of young developers from Northern California.

VC's assistant told reporters that this kind of combination of technologies should not be allowed to be pitched to investors over the age of 50. "They just get so excited and overwhelmed with possibilities, it's just irresponsible to do this kind of thing to them..."

The startup in question received several offers from other VCs who managed to hold their horses better. The team plans to disrupt the nature of reality as we know it.