Sitemap - 2020 - The Olognion

Team realizes they've been running Docker in a VM in Docker for 3 years, question reality

VIM user goes missing after discovering mouse

Apple M1 chip: insulting challenge to web developers

The Olognion Is Back!

Docker evangelist's will demands personal graveyard for single coffin

Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes

‘Unicorn Valley’ claims to be Silicon Valley’s greatest rival

Charlatan jailed for selling serverless hardware

New Visual Basic complier terrifies seasoned enterprise developer

Windows 10 booting is the only moment of quiet reflection office worker receives in a day

5 Windows shortcuts you will forget instantly

Microsoft Teams continues to confuse the fuck out of office worker who has used only Outlook for 23 years

Dark mode editors yield better software than static typing

Cloud outage causes spike in smugness among sysadmins

Man-in-the-middle attack considered sexist

Greta Thunberg to destroy ElectronJS, blockchain and Docker on macOS

Popular git hosting changes 'master' to 'mister', claims sexism is not as bad as slavery

New Material Design is juts a bunch of circles

That one person who clicked "social share" button admits psychopathy

Scientists politely ask to stop using the words "science", "hypothesis" and "experiment" when describing A/B-testing

Notflix: new streaming service for Linux offers silent films from 1894–1936

Homeless person mistaken for senior software engineer caught crashing tech meetups for food

Alexa to monetize referrals and ads in human conversations. Foul-mouthed persons demonetized.

Programmers with laptops full of stickers receive their first ad revenue cheques

Statically typed language enthusiast doesn't recognize his newlywed wife after she took his last name

Full stack developers expected to do accounting, HVAC and office cleaning

Thinkpad's famous pointing stick now illegal to use in public

Circular TS→JS→TS→JS transpiling yields impressive results

Tech companies fund time travel research to obtain developers with 25+ years of experience in React.JS

Apple's self-driving car will run on proprietary form of electricity incompatible with The Standard Model of particle physics

Breaking news: Haskell yields Brandt groupoid via entscheidungsproblem

git push --force is 'sexy' and 'badass' according to survey

.NET developer's family does not know his blog is hosted on Linux

Both "Inception" and "Interstellar" were inspired by JavaScript ecosystem

Data analyst stumbles upon Excel function which does entire job

Escher's student hired to redesign AWS dashboard

Programmer banished from society for using a mouse in VIM

Senior developer successfully converted 12 lines of Bash script into complex microservice architecture

Neuro-linguistic programming guru gets a Natural language processing job despite lack of qualification

Traces of dark matter found in node_modules

PHP renamed to PythonScript in an attempt to refresh the brand

VC hospitalized for overexcitement after hearing about serverless no-code noSQL blockchain startup

U.S. Department of Health & Human Services investigates Emacs keybindings

Developer who wrote vanilla HTML+CSS in Notepad declared a witch

Startup founder attained enlightenment after putting the blockchain on the blockchain

Illuminati deny any involvement in the disappearance of the person who allegedly fixed Bluetooth forever

Projector connectivity proved to be NP-hard

Users of Electron-based software can claim tax rebate for RAM purchase

Programming interviews now test for proper use of emojis and GIFs in Slack

Open source maintainer apologizes for having a daytime job

NPM now marks packages as abandoned after 24h since the last commit

Saying one programming language is better than another is considered hate speech

Programmer starts a blog, doesn't write about her static site generator setup in the first post

DevOps was found to be a conspiracy by tech companies

Turns out 10x developer was on cocaine; boss hesitant to change things

Unreal Engine 5 is meant to ridicule web developers

Developer Impostor Syndrome Test

Joojle consolidates messaging apps with a circular approach

Netblix TV announced

Chrome deprecates HTML

React v16.13.1 brings server side rendering for text

"We call it RSS" — an ambitious founder raises $400M at $8b valuation