Sitemap - 2020 - The Olognion
Team realizes they've been running Docker in a VM in Docker for 3 years, question reality
VIM user goes missing after discovering mouse
Apple M1 chip: insulting challenge to web developers
Docker evangelist's will demands personal graveyard for single coffin
Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes
‘Unicorn Valley’ claims to be Silicon Valley’s greatest rival
Charlatan jailed for selling serverless hardware
New Visual Basic complier terrifies seasoned enterprise developer
Windows 10 booting is the only moment of quiet reflection office worker receives in a day
5 Windows shortcuts you will forget instantly
Dark mode editors yield better software than static typing
Cloud outage causes spike in smugness among sysadmins
Man-in-the-middle attack considered sexist
Greta Thunberg to destroy ElectronJS, blockchain and Docker on macOS
Popular git hosting changes 'master' to 'mister', claims sexism is not as bad as slavery
New Material Design is juts a bunch of circles
That one person who clicked "social share" button admits psychopathy
Notflix: new streaming service for Linux offers silent films from 1894–1936
Homeless person mistaken for senior software engineer caught crashing tech meetups for food
Alexa to monetize referrals and ads in human conversations. Foul-mouthed persons demonetized.
Programmers with laptops full of stickers receive their first ad revenue cheques
Full stack developers expected to do accounting, HVAC and office cleaning
Thinkpad's famous pointing stick now illegal to use in public
Circular TS→JS→TS→JS transpiling yields impressive results
Breaking news: Haskell yields Brandt groupoid via entscheidungsproblem
git push --force is 'sexy' and 'badass' according to survey
.NET developer's family does not know his blog is hosted on Linux
Both "Inception" and "Interstellar" were inspired by JavaScript ecosystem
Data analyst stumbles upon Excel function which does entire job
Escher's student hired to redesign AWS dashboard
Programmer banished from society for using a mouse in VIM
Traces of dark matter found in node_modules
PHP renamed to PythonScript in an attempt to refresh the brand
VC hospitalized for overexcitement after hearing about serverless no-code noSQL blockchain startup
U.S. Department of Health & Human Services investigates Emacs keybindings
Developer who wrote vanilla HTML+CSS in Notepad declared a witch
Startup founder attained enlightenment after putting the blockchain on the blockchain
Projector connectivity proved to be NP-hard
Users of Electron-based software can claim tax rebate for RAM purchase
Programming interviews now test for proper use of emojis and GIFs in Slack
Open source maintainer apologizes for having a daytime job
NPM now marks packages as abandoned after 24h since the last commit
Saying one programming language is better than another is considered hate speech
Programmer starts a blog, doesn't write about her static site generator setup in the first post
DevOps was found to be a conspiracy by tech companies
Turns out 10x developer was on cocaine; boss hesitant to change things
Unreal Engine 5 is meant to ridicule web developers
Developer Impostor Syndrome Test
Joojle consolidates messaging apps with a circular approach
React v16.13.1 brings server side rendering for text
"We call it RSS" — an ambitious founder raises $400M at $8b valuation