Sitemap - 2021 - The Olognion
Leak confirms Kubernetes team using Bash scripts for own deploys
Cryptocurrency people successfully ruin words 'crypto' and 'web', seek next target
Dev realizes he is still in the interview stage after 2 years of work
Dev builds perfect note-taking system which only stores info about building note-taking systems
Startup raises $480M of VC money in order to fire all native app developers and switch to ElectronJS
Dev stops suffering from imposter syndrome after realizing he is in fact dumb
Dev builds powerful blogging setup, suddenly realizes he hates writing
Corporate leaks show that Satan still owes over $400k to Facebook for consulting services
AI solves all political, economic and medical problems after parsing Hacker News comments
PlayStation 6 rumored to be able to render seven web pages at 30fps simultaneously
Research: heavy drug users actually understand JavaScript type coercion rules
Dev surprised his perfect vim/tmux/bash/xmonad setup doesn't alleviate existential crisis
Major AI breakthrough: YouTube will stop suggesting that one video you've been ignoring since 2011
Dev becomes rich by stopping buying domain names for never materialized side projects
Dev recovered from COVID now prefers Material Design due to permanent loss of taste
Volkswagen's electric car allegedly switches on hidden diesel engine when nobody's looking
Developer says he can fix the Suez canal problem by adding more containers onto the ship
Facebook acquires Somalia to escape regulations, renames country to Zuckerbergstan
Programmer invents non-moving car, claims "premature optimization is the root of all evil"
Client-side JS surpasses porn in global traffic stats
Google employees can't pass CAPTCHA asking to "click on squares containing privacy violations"
God continues to allow new JS frameworks despite endless prayer
Medical startup struggles to hire full-stack doctors with 75+ years of experience
14% of energy consumption on Earth attributed to package managers installing other package managers
Expert says IoT and smart home devices are "very safe because they barely work anyway"
JS devs don't believe colleague who claims browsers have native scrolling
Janitor becomes front-end dev, decides to go back to old job after 4 months
Google reveals Fitbit Ankle Bracelet with "check in at Google HQ" feature
Google rewrites terms of service in language of Mordor after allegedly achieving quantum supremacy
New version of Slack supports VMs and containers inside chats
Cave painting dated 12000BC depict first LinkedIn invitation
Researchers create new filesystem to accommodate size of node_modules
VSCode releases AI-powered "recommended line of code" feature
Bot marks climate change issue as stale because it has not had recent activity
Google uses time travel to shut down product 2 weeks before initial idea
Programmer surprised name change is so difficult after naming his son "asdf"
Linux laptop user claims her life is flawless, then proceeds to list 48 health problems
C++ developer hears son's first word 'NaN', suspects adultery
Startup raises $133M to build ML/AI-powered AWS icon recognizer
Designer charged for malpractice, sentenced to select text on webpages 3 hours per day
Guy rewrites static site with React/GraphQL/AWS Lambda, successfully scales to 25 visitors per week
JAM-stack means "Just Attempt Moving off of our paid service"
Priest denies absolution to Brendan Eich for inventing JavaScript
Beginner installs all WordPress plugins, achieves quantum supremacy
Apache Kafka gifts its name to Webpack
NodeJS developer refuses to believe that gigahertz means billion hertz
Rust developers accused of Cargo cult
NoSQL fan hospitalized with alcohol poisoning after discovering PostgreSQL
Universal Server Side Rendering (USSR) takes industry by storm
WhatsApp considers removing words "Lucifer" and "Soul" from terms of service
BREAKING: Russia was found on Google Maps, FBI to investigate the product
Developers admit SSR stands for "Stockholm Syndrome Rendering"
Authors of "reproducible builds" promise "runnable software" by 2027
Lawyers prohibit Google workers UNION, claim company is NoSQL
US DHS cracking down on undocumented DB migrations
NASA refuses to reply to aliens who attempted to communicate with Earth via YAML
Global productivity spiked during Slack downtime
Senior developer fired for insisting their pronouns are "sir/sir"
Haskell programmer attempts to live without side effects, found asphyxiated in black box
42.js: new JS framework aims to equalize build time and page load time at 42 seconds